Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+
i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like
it’s called facial expression
i’d like to see u try and make this face
He did it
He fucking did it
If I want to fucking walk around without my top on, I’m going to fucking do it. IM NOT GOING TO NOT DO IT JUST BECAUSE ONLY GUYS WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS. WHY IS IT GIRLS CANT WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS, HMMH? IF A GUY WALKS AROUND WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON YOU SEE HIS NIPPLES, WITH GIRLS YOU DONT EVEN SEE NIPPLE YOU SEE FABRIC HIDING THE DAMN NIPPLE
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob
That was wild from start to finish
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
harry’s offended-by-liam face needs to be recorded more often
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Sometimes I wear all black underwear to school and think “hehe I’m wearing sexy underwear and no one will ever know.’ But then I cry because NOBODY IS EVER GOING TO KNOW.
AU: Louis is a famous popstar and Harry’s his biggest fan. They meet on twitter after Louis spots one of Harry’s signs.
that is so cute