lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

trinawolfy:

ohshititsgreg:

avvatar:

duoverse:

marcelinesexual:

i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like

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this exists

it’s called facial expression

i’d like to see u try and make this face 

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He did it

He fucking did it

If I want to fucking walk around without my top on, I’m going to fucking do it. IM NOT GOING TO NOT DO IT JUST BECAUSE ONLY GUYS WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS. WHY IS IT GIRLS CANT WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS, HMMH? IF A GUY WALKS AROUND WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON YOU SEE HIS NIPPLES, WITH GIRLS YOU DONT EVEN SEE NIPPLE YOU SEE FABRIC HIDING THE DAMN NIPPLE

07 14 / +1 /

gabsafind:

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

His FACE

I’d like to report a crime…

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

moo-im-a-goat-loki:

just-a-gay-bitch:

one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob

That was wild from start to finish

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

ziamchapel:

harry’s offended-by-liam face needs to be recorded more often

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missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

Sometimes I wear all black underwear to school and think “hehe I’m wearing sexy underwear and no one will ever know.’ But then I cry because NOBODY IS EVER GOING TO KNOW.

07 14 / +1 /

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

braverylarryx:

blushinghaz:

AU: Louis is a famous popstar and Harry’s his biggest fan. They meet on twitter after Louis spots one of Harry’s signs.

that is so cute

lt