Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
Harry is the photographer for the school news paper, Louis is the Captain of the Soccer team. Harry has never been able to understand why the schools star jock hates him. He is constantly at the mercy of Louis’ ridicule, desperate to avoid the humiliation. So why is it that sparks begin to fly when Harry is assigned to photograph the Soccer team for their big upcoming tournament…
HARRY WORE THE PENIS CROWN ME AND NADEEN hrrysponytail THREW AT HIM
My coworker is interested in getting a nautical tattoo, and so I showed him a picture of Harry’s anchor, and he goes
"But where’s the rope?"
#uni au where both of them are freshman #they end up in the same dorm hall #hottie Harry Styles spots twinky little (18 year old) Louis #Louis is this smart drama student #Harry is the English major #somehow someway they meet #like maybe Harry is walking on campus one weekend #listening to his stupid indie bands and whatnot #Louis has his nose in a book #they knock right into each other and Louis’ bag #and book (plus Yorkshire tea) goes flying everywhere #Louis blushes #adjusting his glasses #sweeping his fringe out of his eyes #before kneeling down to pick it up #apologizing profusely #Harry swallows hard #trying not to picture Louis on his knees doing /other things/ #with his pretty pink lips on his cock #Harry finally gets it together helping Louis pick everything up #their eyes meet #Louis blushes impossibly harder #and Harry quite likes Louis all flushed #maybe he could get Louis flushed in a different way #maybe like rimming Louis until he’s begging to come #or massaging Louis’ prostate until his thighs quiver #crying because of how /good/ Harry is making him feel #or maybe Harry could do all of the above and then they start spending time together #and harry gets to do that to his sweet and adorable and slightly snarky boyfriend louis (x)
Harry and Louis’ duet in Truly, Madly, Deeply
“Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself.”
"Harry, this one says you and Louis are a couple."